Call me old-fashioned, but I think you should be offended if someone wants to make out with you but not date you.
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
holy FUCK.
I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow
(via vintagehonesty)
My brother is getting married this Sunday and my boyfriend is my “plus one.” He’s gonna meet the family (he already met my parents during Christmas break). He’s really nervous.
I know, you’re wondering why he’s so nervous if he’s already met my parents. They’re the most important people to impress, right?
Well, yes, but…My dad is from a family of 10 and my mom is from a family of 16. EVERYONE will be there (plus the bride’s family; can you imagine?). So yeah, big deal. He has every right to be nervous. But it’ll be fun and wonderful. Because he is wonderful.
This is how imagine it going down: “Family, let me introduce you to Michael James Michael Slusser, my best friend and partner in crime.”
They have no choice but to love him. He’s my all-time favorite in the history of ever.